A post by Ken on Pattern Men
Growing up, I always wanted to have girls when I had kids. In
a shallow way this was based in a desire to be worshipped by little toddling
daughters who would wait at the window watching for me to get home from work
every day. Deeper, however, it was rooted in the fact that if there's one thing
I've tried to live by, it's to not add to the problems of the world. In my
experience of the course of my life, men are a problem. The "good"
ones seem to be good only by comparison. Men as a whole in this society are
held to a remarkably low standard, and everyone thinks it's funny.
I don't.
Men have tempers they don't control, and when they're alpha
enough, nothing is done about it. Men watch football instead of care for their
families. Men teach their children to believe everything they believe, and get
pissed off if they're different. Men treat women like shit, unless they're
"good" men, who treat women like crap. Men don't have real
friendships because of the intense homophobia that colors every action we have
to take. That was a big one.
Hug a certain way, or people might think you're gay. Just
sit and watch the game, don't talk about anything remotely emotional. Dancing
is for pansies, even if it's with a woman. No reading-- that's what women and
gay men do.
Maybe it's different in different regions of the U.S. This
is the culture I grew up in. These were the men and the male culture I knew.
After 18 or so I didn't really have or make male friends anymore. Not that I
didn't meet guys who I had things in common with. It's just that they all
depressed me. I just couldn't take it.
Any adult male friendship was all about events, or parties, or shared hobbies.
There's nothing wrong with friendships building through those activities, but
they never did. The conversation was so much banal bullshit, and either no one
felt it but me, or like me no one really knew how to do things differently. And
so many, many men are emotionally crippled because of it.
So, a while back, I found out Barbie and my second baby is
going to be a boy. A male. A genuine son. I sat in the ultrasound room stunned
after the technician told us. Barely noticed the rest of the show (he has a
huge penis, btw, the little tyke). I was
convinced that, like our first baby, he would be a girl. Had names picked out
and everything. Another wonderful, beautiful baby girl to drain my wallet and
make me smile for the rest of my life. No dice.
Sitting there, I had to steel myself. Had to reconfigure my
brain a bit. What the hell was I supposed to do with a boy? I'm not arrogant. I
don't hold myself in such high esteem to think that I'll be able to succeed in
raising a good man, where roughly 99% of the population seems to fail. Hell, I
don't even know what a good man is. All I know is the men who surround me
aren't.
In the end, though, I'm thoroughly excited to meet my new
baby. And I'm ready. Ready to give it my best shot. I want to help build a
strong man, full of knowing how to tell for himself what's right from wrong
instead of having other people make up his mind for him. If he's strong, I'll try to help him become a
gentle giant-- the kind of kid who only ever hits somebody when they're picking
on someone weaker. I don't know if he'll be okay, in the end. Society is a
difficult adversary. But I do know that at some point most boys are okay. Most
are good, and sensitive, and stronger in their hearts than in their chests. At
some points it's society that pulls them one way or another. All I hope is that
one day I'll look at my son with utter pride at how he's grown. How different
he is from all the men who made me fear the thought of raising a son. How much
he knows and thinks and loves and feels. All I can do is try, and maybe, just
maybe, instead of just not adding to the problems of the world, I can actually
help correct them.